Description
Pocket Clouds, Big THCA Flavor
This is the one you keep in your pocket and forget is there until you take a pull and go, “Oh. Okay. That hits.”
Golden Hour Hemp’s THCA Vape is a 1ml thca disposable vape built for real sessions, not tiny test puffs. Each device is an iKrusher UZO with a medical grade stainless steel center post, variable voltage, and inhale activation, all in a shell about the size of a lighter.
Inside, you get Cannacrunchers 98% THCA broad spectrum distillate (980 mg THCA per gram) blended with Dr Ganja high terpene extract (HTE) terpenes pulled from fresh frozen flower. The result is a cart that actually tastes like the strain on the label and delivers strong, efficient THCA activation once heated.
Each strain has its own COA, its own terp profile, and its own vibe. Sativa options for daytime energy, hybrids for balanced focus, and heavy indica strains for when you are done talking to people. All tested for potency and kept hemp compliant with Δ9‑THC below 0.3% by weight.
Take a slow pull, let the flavor coat your tongue, and give it a minute. This THCA Vape hits harder than the price suggests.
WHY PEOPLE LOVE THCA VAPE
- Serious potency in a tiny shell: Cannacrunchers distillate tests in the high 80s to low 90s for total cannabinoids, depending on strain, for efficient, no nonsense activation.
- Real strain flavor from HTE terpenes: Dr Ganja HTE terpenes keep the loud, layered flavor you expect from fresh frozen flower instead of generic “mystery fruit” notes.
- Easy, all in one hardware: 1ml Uzo iKrusher disposable. Inhale activated. Variable voltage. No buttons to mash or settings to memorize.
- Strain options for every mood: Golden Papaya, Purple Haze, White Fire Zkittlez, Strawberry Pie, Ice Cream Cake, Lemon Cherry Gelato, Banana Cake, and Grape Do Si Dos cover sativa, hybrid, and indica territory.
- Hemp compliant and lab backed: Every strain is tested by Crunch Corp Labs using HPLC potency methods, with COAs that confirm total Δ9‐THC stays below 0.30% by weight.
HOW TO USE THCA VAPE
Start low, feel it out
- Take one or two gentle puffs and wait at least 10 to 15 minutes before deciding you need more.
- Keep pulls slow and steady: Long, slow draws give the oil time to vaporize and the terpenes time to shine. Short, aggressive hits can feel harsher and waste flavor.
- Mind your voltage: If your Uzo device allows variable voltage, start on the lower end. Higher temps mean bigger clouds but can mute the terp profile and feel rougher on the throat.
- Stay upright: Try not to leave your THCA Vape on its side in a hot car or direct sun. Keeping it upright helps the oil sit against the intake holes and reduces the chance of clogging.
- Stop when you are good: Effects can feel uplifting, spacey, or deeply relaxing depending on the strain and your tolerance. Once you are where you want to be, cap it and save the rest.
LAB‑TESTED THCA VAPES – VERIFIED POTENCY AND PURITY |
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| Every THCA Vape strain uses Cannacrunchers 98% THCA broad spectrum distillate and Dr Ganja HTE terpenes. Each option is tested by Crunch Corp Labs with HPLC potency methods to verify cannabinoid content and confirm hemp compliance under the 2018 Farm Bill. |
Key Lab Results:
- Total Cannabinoids:
Most strains test around 89.6% to 94.0% total cannabinoids in the oil. For example, White Fire OG comes in at 94.007%, while Purple Haze tests at 93.012%. - THCA:
High potency THCA in the upper 80s to low 90s by weight. Golden Papaya shows 91.387% THCA, and Purple Haze hits 92.612%. - Δ9‑THC:
Present only in trace amounts and kept hemp compliant. COAs list very low Δ9‑THC values (for example 0.095% in Golden Papaya and 0.133% in White Fire OG) and include a separate statement confirming total Δ9‑THC below 0.30% by weight. - Moisture / Water Activity:
Not reported on these potency‑only concentrate COAs, which is typical for oil and distillate products. - Safety Tests:
These documents show cannabinoid potency results. Any pesticide, heavy metal, residual solvent, or microbe testing would appear on separate COAs when required by state or partner labs.
Strain Specific COAs
- Golden Papaya THCA Vape (Sativa)
Batch CCL‑0010309‑2. 91.387% THCA and 91.786% total cannabinoids. Δ9‑THC listed at 0.095% with a separate hemp compliance box confirming total Δ9‑THC below 0.30% by weight. Read COA - Purple Haze THCA Vape (Sativa)
Batch CCL‑0010309‑3. 92.612% THCA and 93.012% total cannabinoids. Δ9‑THC measured at 0.076%, with federal hemp compliance verified below 0.30% by weight. Read COA - White Fire Zkittlez THCA Vape (Hybrid)
Batch CCL‑0010309‑1. 92.013% THCA and 94.007% total cannabinoids. Δ9‑THC at 0.133%, and the COA confirms total Δ9‑THC content stays under 0.30% by weight. Read COA - Strawberry Pie THCA Vape (Indica)
Batch CCL‑0010309‑4. 90.506% THCA and 90.776% total cannabinoids. Δ9‑THC not detected, with a separate statement that total Δ9‑THC content is below 0.30% by weight. Read COA - Grape Do Si Dos THCA Vape (Hybrid)
Batch CCL‑0010309‑8. 87.704% THCA and 89.622% total cannabinoids. Δ9‑THC reported at trace hemp compliant levels, with the federal compliance section again confirming total Δ9‑THC below 0.30% by weight. Read COA - Banana Cake THCA Vape (Hybrid)
Batch CCL‑0010309‑7. 88.356% THCA and 92.232% total cannabinoids. Δ9‑THC present in very small amounts and explicitly confirmed as <0.30% by weight in the compliance section. Read COA - Lemon Cherry Gelato THCA Vape (Hybrid)
Batch CCL‑0010309‑6. 88.357% THCA and 90.286% total cannabinoids. Federal compliance box confirms total Δ9‑THC below 0.30% by weight. Read COA - Ice Cream Cake THCA Vape (Indica)
Batch CCL‑0010309‑5. 90.508% THCA and 90.579% total cannabinoids. Δ9‑THC kept at low, hemp compliant levels with total Δ9‑THC content stated as under 0.30% by weight. Read COA
Related Products
- THCA Diamonds – ultra potent dabs that convert to THC when heated.
- THCA Crumble – crumbly, terp forward sessions in a rig or on top of flower.
- THCA Cartridges – a traditional 510 cart setup with the same Dr Ganja HTE terpene magic.
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Product Reviews
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THCA Disposable
For someone like me who isn’t a big fan of distillate, it’s pretty fire. I give it 4 stars just because of that but that’s just me being picky. It most likely won’t taste like the flavor you picked. It kinda just tastes like weed which I actually enjoy lol. What a GREAT first experience with this company. Might be distillate, but they made sure these take you to the moon and the price YOU CAN’T BEAT IT 9/10
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7 bucks for a G. Disposable vapes
7 damn dollars. I’ll take it all day. Don’t be thrown off by the HTE terms. It’s real terps, and the distillates are phenomenal. Especially for 7 fuggin bucks , son. As a daily dabber and pot connoisseur of 27 years. These little guys are worth every penny. Don’t over do it. Start slow. They are potent. Not watered down b.s or D8 posing as THC. It’s the real deal. Reps aren’t overly strong at all they’ve figure the ratio out perfectly on every strain I’ve tried and I’ve tried 9 so
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Great!!
This was rlly awesome lasted me more than i expected it to and got me a good high!!
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It's goood but that the problem
It goes by fast but its worth the price all day and its veritable favors are nice
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Vape
Hits like a champ best 4 the price I've found str8 ?
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Best smoke for your $
When I first seen this, I assumed it was a paid ad scam but this is a holy grail and who knows how long these prices and amount will last!!! Buy while you can and don’t be shy to buy 2/3 of each flavor!!!!!
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Great
Overall insane for the price!
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Ice Cream Cake and Grape Do-Si-Dos
Both of these strains (Ice Cream Cake and GDSD) were good. The main feature is the price. Comparing these directly to $40+ vapes, it is better than some, and just slightly behind some of the best options, at a ~5th of the price. By "better" I mean both in terms of taste/harshness and quality of high. It takes a few more hits to get you there, but it succeeds. So far, I have a slight preference for the Ice Cream Cake. It, to my tastebuds, has a slightly more authentic flavor; while the grape do-si-dos tastes a bit more like vape juice (not necessarily in a bad way). Ice Cream Cake definitely has a more indica vibe. Very calming, not quite sedative but would not stop you from sleeping at all. Grape Do-Si-Dos is a potent hybrid. I feel it leans a little sativa, as big hits provide a large head-rush with a feeling of residual energy. However, smoking too much caused a bit of anxiety (which usually happens for me with sativas). If like sativas, you will probably like this strain. White Fire Skittlez, to me, felt more balanced and "cleaner" in terms of the high. Good experience overall, incredible for the price. I give the Ice Cream Cake a 9/10 and Grape Do-Si-Dos an 8.5.
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Artic cherry
Taste was good and price was better
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Disposable and cart
Got a disposable and a cart, both were fantastic and beyond worth the price. About to place a second order

